How to answer the question “how are you”: funny and serious answers, options for work

To the question “how are you feeling?” You can answer in a funny and original way, but not every interlocutor should write humorous phrases. It is necessary to take into account age, character and personal characteristics. Non-standard answers to the question “how are you feeling?” or “how are you?” can be like this: “You can’t wait, you’ll rejoice early”, “The prosecutor has business, and I’m a small person, so I’m just doing business”, “Things are stable and civilized”, “Everything is in a bunch like dill”, “Relatively bad or good , depending on which side you look at.”

How to answer with humor?

Surprisingly, one phrase can lift the mood of another person. If you want to achieve just such a result, then you should answer the question with humor.

Before responding to a message or responding with a similar phrase, it is worth considering whether the interlocutor has a sense of humor. Not every person can react positively to such a joke.

The best answers to trivial questions

How to beautifully and funnyly answer your interlocutor’s question “how are you feeling?” or another similar one in a personal meeting or on a dating site:

Questions	Original answer for girl	Humorous answer for a guy
How are you?	I’m in an amazing mood, and I wish the same for you! Complete stupefaction! All in chocolate! With an erotic strawberry-vanilla flavor. Like in a jewelry boutique, I give delight to all people. Excellent, because I’m decent and very pretty! Fireworks and enchanting! I feel like the heroine of a fairy tale - I smell good and I help people, I will make everyone happy who gets in my way, so get ready. Amazing. I can even lend it to you, but you will have to return it to me three times the amount with huge interest!	Best of all, you won't believe it! Like a cat's digestion. Everything is in order. I catch a sweet moment, but it will soon end, because everything is perishable in this world... Now I’m like Carlson - I always want to have fun and something sweet. I'm sick and I can infect you... with my wonderful mood
How are you?	It’s trivial - I haven’t given birth yet, when I give birth I’ll write to you first. Mom is not ashamed of me. Why such an interest in my intimate details? They go regularly. As usual, everything is strawberry! Everything would be great, but I can’t sleep at night, I’m sliding off the mattress - the money no longer fits in it! Like a sausage roll - angry, but fun	It’s like taking a taxi - the longer you drive, the more expensive it will be. Fabulous and mysterious - the further you go, the scarier and more mysterious it becomes. The prosecutor is filing it. As black is white. Okay, it's a pity that I missed it. Everything is in a bunch, like parsley. I'm not businesslike
What's up?	Nothing new, yesterday she received the Nobel Prize for her scientific contribution to the development of the study of rearing and grooming of a laboratory rat, and also for the discovery of nanotechnology that can help penguins avoid global warming or overcome it in the secret bunker of one very famous person. So-so. If you compare it with Marx, it’s great, if you compare it with a billionaire, it’s not very good. It's gushing. I am improving in all areas. A pulling stomach, sudden mood swings, nerves like a string, and other symptoms of PMS. And you? I’ve gone to nirvana, I won’t be back soon	The key hits him on the head every time. With the letter X, but not good. Okay, beautiful marquise, everything is fine (from a children's song). I'm doing some soul-searching
What are you doing?	I’m answering the poll, guess whose! I try to lift my nose, but it looks down with a hook. I sit lying down and stand sitting. If I tell you, you will be jealous, so suffer in ignorance. I draw American presidents. I cleanse the aura of my phone book from evil spirits and evil spirits. I smell and bloom. I'm getting younger every day. I'm watching the first episode of Santa Barbara. I decided to rewatch all the seasons again.	Try to guess - I'll give you a cookie if you guess! I'm thinking about how to enslave the Universe. Enjoying a five-star… mood. You can also ask your interlocutor: “Do you want a bottle with a chic mood?” I'm growing above myself
How is it on the personal front?	Calm, and complete... On a personal level, everything is indifferent. It's obscenely decent. Everything is fine, as usual. I'm holding the line. I cover the rear so that the enemy does not slip through unnoticed. They broke through the defense line and was captured. A lot of you died	Deaf and quiet, like in a tank. I love and am jealous, I panic and get high. I'll go on the offensive soon. The fighting is sluggish with occasional artillery shelling. I'm breaking through, I'll soon win

Only those who have an extraordinary sense of humor and can respond positively to such phrases need to answer standard questions in an original way.

How to answer in an original way?

Below is a list of the most original answers to this question:

It is also advisable to use these phrases only if a person is able to respond adequately to them.

Next in the video, Stanislav Baranov will suggest an original answer to such a non-original question:

Interesting questions and topics for conversation

Instead of the boring “how are you?” You can ask your interlocutor:

What are you planning for the next week (day, month, season)?
What show or movie have you watched lately?
What unusual is happening in your life?
How are you feeling, blood pressure, heartbeat, digestion, sweating, mood, behavior? How are you?

When communicating, you need to take into account the age of the interlocutor, his character traits, hobbies and other factors. The student can ask questions and talk about education, ask about interesting incidents and jokes from student or school life. When talking with a family man who has children, you should ask about their health.

A conversation about pets will be fascinating if the interlocutor loves animals and cannot imagine his life without them. For intelligent people there are inexhaustible topics: literature, theater, cinema, music, photography, science, sports, cars, travel.

Examples of unusual answers to standard questions

The question “How are you? "is the most common, but not the only standard. Analogues of this phrase are often used in conversation: “How are you feeling? ", "As a young life? ", "What are you doing? ", "How is it going? " There are other template questions that have a different meaning, but are also a touch of politeness and are used to keep the conversation going. For example, “How did you sleep? ” or “ How are you doing on the personal front? "

Politeness is important, so questions must be answered. But this can be done in an original and witty way, depending on your social circle and the current situation.

How are you?

If friends or relatives are interested in business, then you can talk about them. But it will be more interesting to start by demonstrating your sense of humor and cheering up your interlocutor.

How to answer the question “How are you? "In an original way, the following phrases will suggest:

I am incredibly happy about life.
I'm slowly losing my mind.
I would tell you, but you will be jealous.
No changes since yesterday.
Like everyone else - zebra striped.
Things are going well, but no one knows where.
The glaciers of Antarctica are melting, but everything is fine.

For conversation, you can use philosophical answers:

A complete paradox of life.
Ambivalent.
Utopian subjectivism.
Exceptional banal erudition.

A few funny options:

Average for the area.
Everything is relative. Compared to Lenin - excellent, compared to a millionaire - not very good.
Envy silently.
Like a kolobok - the right and left are the same.
Everything is covered in chocolate, even the phone (keyboard, lipstick).
They're standing for now. The prosecutor is on sick leave.
I'm not busy today.

How is it going?

This question is similar to the phrase “How are you? " Therefore, when answering about successes, you can use templates to answer about business.

It is advisable to supplement your conversational arsenal with the following humorous phrases:

Everything is so good that there’s not even anything to please you with.
Most will have it worse.
Normally, a week ago he received the Nobel Prize for his great contribution to the development of the culture of sperm whale ciliates, shoes and slippers, and also for the development of the society of southern penguins in the northern forests of Yakutia.
Better than yesterday, but worse than tomorrow.
My salary is good. Small, but very good.
You often became interested in this. Don't you already work at the tax office?
With the letter X, but not necessarily good.

How are you?

The answer about the mood depends on the mood itself. The following phrases will indicate a good state of mind:

It hits like a fountain... on the head.
The mood is enchanting! It’s like I’m from a fairy tale, I’m in a hurry to help everyone and spread goodness. Since you came my way, I want to make you happy.
Like Carlson - you want sweets and fool around.
The mood is wonderful. If necessary, I can lend you money. Just don't forget to return it when I'm bored.
I must be sick because I always have symptoms of a delightful mood. Carefully! Is it contagious.
The mood is pure awesomeness.
I’m a decent person, and I’m in a great mood.

If your mood is not at the highest level, then you should not always answer “Bad”. You can joke about this topic and at the same time lift the same mood:

Directly proportional to the size of the salary I receive today.
The mood is disgusting. I just want to do something nasty to someone. Fortunately, your hand turned up.
Setting it up.
Somewhere near Antarctica.
Do you want to spoil it?
Like a schoolboy who received a one.

What are you doing?

To the question “What are you doing? " or "What are you doing? “You can answer with a story about all the work done with the smallest details. Or you can come up with something original or funny:

I'm improving! Will you join me?
I'm degrading. Will you join?
Celebrating the Independence Day of Honduras (any other holiday that falls on this calendar day).
I'm trying to break my record for eating tangerines.
I teach my cat to speak so that she can answer such questions for me.
Searching for myself.
What an unexpected question! You took me by surprise.

Options for responding to loved ones:

I enjoy communicating with a beautiful girl (guy).
I'm looking for a way to ask you out on a date.
I think about you and remember our meetings.
I'm waiting for compliments addressed to me.

How did you sleep?

Usually this question is asked out of politeness. This is where the morning conversation begins. As a rule, the answer is a friendly smile and the standard “Thank you.” Fine". But sometimes you want to cheer yourself up in the morning and start a conversation more cheerfully.

The following answers are suitable for morning dialogue:

I don't know... I was sleeping.
Excellent, but not enough.
As always, bad. But this makes me happy, because the main thing in life is stability.
Silently.
I slept so well that I even got enough sleep.
I decided to become a morning person. Now I'm a sleep-deprived angry owl.

How are you doing on the personal front?

Questions about personal life often put people in an awkward position. I don’t want to discuss this topic with everyone I know. Therefore, pre-prepared phrases will be very appropriate.

A witty phrase would be the best option for an answer about your personal life:

Many of your men were killed.
Personal means “private”, so it’s indecent to tell.
Enemies attack from all sides, but I hold the line.
On the northern, southern, western and eastern fronts - no change.
I'll surrender soon.
The front is under development and is therefore temporarily unavailable.
Enjoying the calm before the approaching storm.

With a hint of originality

The best! Yesterday I broke two ribs... Out of quiet sadness Good - you won’t believe it, bad - you can’t help Great! I wish you the best of all. It's good that no one is jealous. Can't wait! Yes, I’m still alive, and I don’t think I’m going to die. A day by carriage, two on foot! Eh, what are we doing? We have business, but the prosecutor has BUSINESS I don’t know. Difficult to answer. There is no business. I’m growing, blooming, getting old... Everything is as usual. Compared to Bublikov, not bad. Your prayers. What’s going on? I'm not busy today! Things are going well, the office writes Better than yesterday, but worse than tomorrow... What's going on with such things! I'm a natural slacker. So much has not been done, so much has not been done! And how much remains to be done! Affairs??? There are none, I’m not businesslike... Oh, poor, miserable me, I’m so tired, every day I have to come up with an answer to the question “How are you?” Old lady Agatha Christie once said a wonderful phrase: “You don’t have to say something if you have nothing to say.” From the point of view of banal erudition, I ignore the criteria of utopian subjectivism, conceptually interpreting generally accepted de-fanizing polarizers, therefore, the consensus achieved by the dialectical material classification of universal motivations in the paradogmatic connections of predicates solves the problem of improving the formative geotransplantation quasi-puzlistats of all kinetically correlating aspects, and that’s fine. I'm doing great! I look forward to hearing more about my personal life! Ask another question please Envy silently

How to answer the question “How are you?”

According to psychologists, the best answer may be a counter question.

It makes a person look at himself and think about his own life.

In this case, a mirror question would sound great: “How are you? Is everything stable? Are you happy with everything? What can you brag about? You just need to be prepared for the fact that the interlocutor will actually start talking about himself, and this may take some time. And then you will have to either listen to him to the end, or look for an excuse to correctly interrupt the conversation. But that is another topic.

How to answer the question: how are you?

Oh miracle! This is quite easy to do. To do this, you don’t need to invent anything or look for anything. “Treasured phrases” already exist. All that remains is to choose the one that will be most suitable for a particular opponent and situation.

And so, first you need to determine for what purpose the person is interested in your life. If this is a common courtesy and adherence to the rules of etiquette, then a short answer like “Excellent”, “Good”, “Normal” is quite suitable. You will smile at each other and rush about your business again.

And if your opponent is really willing to communicate and is sincerely interested in learning about the changes that have happened to you, then it would be appropriate to devote more time to him. The main thing is not to fall into the trap. The trap is that people want attention even if they don't admit it.

And you can, having started talking about your affairs, get carried away so much that the interlocutor will have to stop the conversation himself. And being interrupted “at the most interesting place” is very unpleasant. And for a friendly conversation, you can choose a more convenient place and time, rather than trying to talk it out on the go.

For relatives

Most of all, of course, you hear questions about how things are from those closest to you, for example, from parents. After all, no matter how old the son or daughter is, they will still continue to worry about the life of their child. For parents, it is worth preparing a warm answer, for example, “Everything is fine, because you are taking care of me,” “When I talk to you, everything is always fine with me.” A few words can bring joy and happiness, so why not take advantage of it. You need to find the right words for loved ones.

It turns out that in a simple question “How are you?” there is a lot of meaning behind it.

And your answer should depend on how much you trust your interlocutor and how long you plan to talk with him. In any case, you already have the preparations and even the most curious interlocutor will not be able to take you by surprise.

Conversation etiquette

The original version of the question “How are you? ” or the answer to it cannot be universal. They must comply with the rules of etiquette: depend on the real situation and the interlocutor.

The answer to a standard question is dictated by those who ask it. Unusual responses can be funny, biting, or even vulgar in nature. It is unacceptable to use such phrases in conversations with parents, the older generation, unfamiliar people or superiors.

Parents are always sincerely interested in the affairs of their children. In this case, the answer must be comprehensive and specific. The bosses are not interested in the personal affairs of their subordinates and their humorous phrases. Having asked a popular question, the boss expects to hear a report on the work done as an answer.

Atypical and witty answers to the question “How are you?” » are appropriate when communicating with friends and well-known people. Otherwise, there is a chance that the sense of humor may be misinterpreted.